“WHITE DEVIL”1991 Ford Probe

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BOUGHT THIS MACHINE FROM A GUY THAT TOLD ME THAT THE CAR WAS IN PRISTINE CONDITION WITH LESS THAN 100K MILES ON IT AND THEN WAS STOLLEN AND MISSING FOR MORE THAN 5 MONTHS. THE DOORS AND IGNITION WERE RIGGED FOR NO KEYS.
SWITCHES WERE ADDED FOR HEAD AND TAIL LIGHTS TO BE TURNED OFF INDEPENDANT FROM EACH OTHER. THE WIREING WAS SO FUKD THAT WHEN I PUT THE BLINKERS ON THE IGNITION SHIFT LOCK FOR THE GEAR SELECTOR IN THE CENTER CONSOL WOULD MOVE BACK AND FORTH IN SYNC WITH THE FLASHERS. THE SPRINGS HAD BEEN CUT DOWN SOO LOW THAT THERE WAS ONLY ABOUT 1 AND 1 HALF COIL TURNS ON THEM WICH TO MY SURPRISE LEFT THE CAR WITH A HALF DECENT RIDE WITH ABOUT 3\\\\4'' OF CLEARANCE. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAR WAS JACKED FOR DRIVING AROUND. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY STOLLEN AND MODIFIED FOR RACING ONLY. 48 HOURS AFTER I HAD PURCHASED THIS CAR FOR $700 I SNAGED THE OIL PAN DRAIN PLUG ON A FUKT UP SECTION OF SHITY CALIFORNIA ROAD AND INSTANTLY DRAINED ALL THE OIL. I WAS ON MY WAY HOME AND ONLY DRIVEN ABOUT 7 MILES AND ALREADY TURNED THE CAR INTO A PAPER WEIGHT AND NEEDED TO CALL A TOW HOME BREAKING MY PREVIOUS CAR KILL RECORD.IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO LOCATE A SET OF USED STRUTS FOR THIS THING FINDING OUTTHE HARD WAY THAT THERE ARE NOT MANY IF ANY 1991 FORD PROBE LX's OUT THERE. ABOUT A YEAR LATER AND IN A DIFFERENT TOWN A GIRL I DATED CAME OVER WITH A FRIEND AND WHEN HE WAS WALKING UP THE DRIVEWAY HE STOPPED AT THE CAR WITH A WTF LOOK ON HIS FACE AND I KNEW THAT TIS GUY AND MY CAR HAD SOME KIND OF PAST RELATIONSHIP OR SOMTHING.TURNS OUT THE GUY GOT BUSTED FOR GRAND THEFT AUTO AND OTHER THINGS IN THIS CAR.. LONG STORY SHORT I GOT ALOT OF THE MISSING INFO ON WHAT THIS MACHINE HAS BEEN SUBJECTED TO. I WAS HAPPY TO LEARN THAT IT WAS NOT BEAT TOO MUCH AND HAD SPENT MONTHS STASHED AWAY HIDDEN. — WHITEDEVIL